Merio

patrick "mario" merio is a boy from louisana (Evil state) who works here as the resident spreadsheet wrangler. he has a young son named filbert who attends the David Duke School For The Alternatively Gifted. he arranges nice things (e.g. game night, video antics, applesauce tuesdays) for the mentally deficient goblins that lurk in this community because he takes some sort of pity on them, probably. in his spare time he enjoys spit fishing, underwater welding, and playing the gamelan with his special son. you can contact mario by mailing him electronically at Mario@jerkmeoff.com