Scoot

riley "scoot" "brownie butt" boot is a homie in Ohio, formerly Organ. they are a traveling merchant , happily married to Stephany, and they have 3.5 kids in their downtown columbus apartment. They are also legally married to Cody (pictured at right, Market of Choice CEO) but they both ignore this marriage and engage in bigamy. Riley's claim to fame is being 4 feet tall and also 7 feet tall simultaneously, also known as Schroedinger's Height. People come from far and wide to see such a spectacle. In their house, one thing is known--you either skate or you die.